I've always been clumsy but I've surpassed myself with my latest mishap. That toy suitcase in the photo is made of cardboard and is as light as a feather yet I've managed to trip on it and break a toe!
Please don't send for the fashion police, but this was what I had to wear to visit the doctor - with an overcoat!! Foot injuries are far more convenient in the summer when footwear makes allowances for swelling and bandages.